Wacky
Business
Slogans

Here are some creative business slogans we've spotted on our Out West roadtrips, plus others submitted by our readers.

"Nobody knows the truffles we've seen," Nevada City Truffles, Nevada City, Calif.

"Your pane is our pleasure," Hogan's Window Cleaning," Lake Havasu City, Ariz.

"Hired Killer," a California pest exterminator service. (submitted by S. Boyers)

"I glove you," Western Oregon Glove Company

"Take a spin with us," West Side Laundramat, Helena, Mont.

"Let us steer you in the right direction," Santa Fe Meat Company

"Satisfaction guaranteed or double your trash back," Bunting Trash Service," Evans, Colo.

"We Dry Harder," a Utah concrete products company.

"Let us remove your shorts," Art's Electric, Pullman, Wash.

"We're number one in the number two business," Slim's Sanitation, Greeley, Colo.

"After the first whiff, call Cliff." Septic service, Sunshine, Wash.

"We don't want an arm and a leg...just your tows!" A towing company, Weaverville, Calif. (submitted by Tod Steele)

"Get your buns in here," Glenn's Pastries, Gallup, New Mexico

"It's great to be kneaded," Rainbow Touch Massage, Seattle, Washington

"Here today, lawn tomorrow," Oregon Turf and Tree Farm

"Spouses Selling Houses," Real estate agents Shari and Ron Laverty, Seattle, Wash.

"We just keep rolling a lawn," JB Instant Lawn, Portland, Oregon

"We're easy to get a lawn with," B&G Turf Farm, Helendale, Calif.

"We do more than mow, blow and go," Yardvark's Lawn & Maintenance, Bullhead City, Ariz.

"Our business is growing," Smith Gardens, Washington state

"We curl up and dye for you," Orchid Hair Salon, Delta, Colo.

"Don't let a drip spoil your trip," Ray's Radiator Service, Grass Valley, Calif.

"We run a shady business," The Tarp Man, a mobile business seen in Arizona.

"Our business is picking up," Grass Valley Disposal Company, Grass Valley, Calif.

"We kick ash," Mad Hatter Air Duct Cleaning, Seattle, Wash.

"We meet by accident," Prestige Automotive Center, Kingman, Ariz.

"Let us lighten your load," Hey Diddle Diddle Diaper Service, Hollister, Calif.

"Can't get it up?" Willits Winching, Willits, Calif. (submitted by Joanne Moore)

"While you sleep, we loaf," Tahoe House Restaurant and Bakery, Lake Tahoe, Calif.

"Let us strip for you," a furniture refinishing shop near Little Rock, Ark. (submitted by Barry Burton)

"A good flush beats a full house," Salcido Plumbing, King City Calif. (submitted by the Johnsons)

"A great place to take a leak," Acme Radiator, Bandon, Oregon

"Business Sucks," a California vacum cleaner store. (submitted by S. Boyers)

"All the stuff that's neat for both your feet," Dave's Shoes, Grass Valley, Calif.

"The Answer To Your Hangups," Art Laminators, Inc., Seattle, Wash.

"Have your work done here...and you'll never go anywhere else again," TVS Complete Auto Repair, Temecula, Calif." (submitted by Steve Augustine).

"We Take a Bite out of Grime," car wash, Camp Verde, Ariz. (submitted by B.P. Soutrane)

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